sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

Let's take each others virginity then
Anonymous

guy:

i actually charge $300 to unlock my chastity belt 

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

I've come here to fill out the dating application.
Anonymous

guy:

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle


Blues resolved #mondayblues - @maddenrichard

Blues resolved #mondayblues - @maddenrichard

inspiringenvironmentalist:

Party on your national anthem. Selfie by @inspiringenvironmentalist

inspiringenvironmentalist:

Party on your national anthem. Selfie by @inspiringenvironmentalist